News flash: I’m not dead and neither is the Tree.
Other news flash: I will resume posting VERY soon.
Third news flash: I had no idea people were still reading this thing!
Okay that’s enough news flashes. I don’t know why I was doing that in the first place.
Gosh it’s been a while, huh? I had just about given up on this blog. After one of my first posts got all those views from being on the front page, my views diminished day by day rather drastically, and it became, well, a bit demoralizing. I’m sure others who have been FP’ed can relate. For me, I didn’t feel like it was worth it for me to keep making blog posts. I mean, those things take TIME. Especially the drawings. I don’t mind the writing, I actually quite like it, but the drawings can be rather tedious, even with the pad thingy. But here I am, and here you are! Thanks for reading behind my back.
I will now leave you with a drawing, albeit a crappy one, because I don’t know where my pad is and I am laying in my bed half-naked because I just got out of the shower and actually the laptop is kind of warm and I’ll just leave that there.
I just finished the drawing and…this thing is bad. I mean, like really bad. It’s cracking me up though. Seriously I’m posting this for my own enjoyment. I literally drew it with a mouse on a bedspread. Bedspreads are not mouse pads. They do not resemble them. Completely different material.
The sad thing is I felt the need to sign the picture. Like it was some kind of accomplishment. Notice how my head is tilted at an unnatural angle. How am I doing that and typing? It looks incredibly uncomfortable. Also those are pillows stacked behind me. Yes I have three. It only makes sense to have three. Any bed-worker knows a three pillow semi-pyramid scheme is the optimal set up for bed efficiency.
Also my hair is the same color as the headboard.
Also my hands aren’t touching the keyboard.
Also I need to go to sleep.
Goodnight world.
The Unknowledge Tree 
I hate to say it, but if you just glance at that cartoon, it looks really naughty. Not that I noticed. I’m too pure and innocent. My dog told me.
Thank godness you’re not, I was starting to worry :S
Hahahaha! Looks like you’re layin half naked (as sexy as that sounds) on a bed made of sea waves with a warm laptop on your crotch. Also your back doesn’t even need to touch the pillow fortress you built there, well done.
Genius just genius.
Did you know I read you in the morning? I’m starting my Wednesday laughing so that’s a good start. Please keep them coming 😉
Cheers!
I can totally relate. It takes about 6 weeks for the huge viewer spikes to disappear from the stats page. It was so painful to look at the thousands of views I had gotten in one day, and then the abysmal count a week later.
There IS life after FP, though. And I’m glad you’re back in the saddle. I am not going to comment on the drawing. Because, um. But I am SO glad you shared it!
Get back in the routine; the views will come!
Been missing the tree from whence unknowledge comes.
That is an amazing picture and I refuse to hear otherwise. Also, 3 pillows = optimal setup for hovering your hands over a keyboard.
Still reading. Still waiting.
I decided I should write something because it’s been forever since I read your last post and still no word from you. I think you should really continue posting! Not just for the views, but for fun AND you’ve got a lot of people who look forward to your posts!
It’s funny this is your last post. When will you return? Has the tree died?