When I was a young boy, a tree came down from Outer Space (boo-ya!) and landed in my backyard. Then it spread its mighty branches and grew the most magnificent leaves of blue, red, green, and purple. It called itself the Unknowledge Tree, keeper of all pointless and useless knowledge in the universe. When I turned eighteen it told me that if I went and bought it cigarettes and porn, it would tell me everything it knows. So I did just that, and it kept its promise. I am now sharing that information with the world.
Prepare to receive all the knowledge that you didn’t know you need, and probably shouldn’t exist, but does. Confused? So am I. But that’s why we are here: To learn. Because without learning, there is no intelligence, and without intelligence, there would be no television, and without television, it would be a lot easier for me to get a job as a writer. So sit back, buckle up, get your finger on that little scroll button on your mouse which is extremely handy and I don’t know how I ever used a mouse without it, and prepare to read the most exciting (pow pow!) and informative blog in the world!
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