Category Archives: Ramblings

In this category I ramble on and on and on and on and what was I talking about again?

The Return of the Tree

News flash:  I’m not dead and neither is the Tree.

Other news flash: I will resume posting VERY soon.

Third news flash: I had no idea people were still reading this thing!

Okay that’s enough news flashes.  I don’t know why I was doing that in the first place.

Gosh it’s been a while, huh?  I had just about given up on this blog.  After one of my first posts got all those views from being on the front page, my views diminished day by day rather drastically, and it became, well, a bit demoralizing.  I’m sure others who have been FP’ed can relate.  For me, I didn’t feel like it was worth it for me to keep making blog posts.  I mean, those things take TIME.  Especially the drawings.  I don’t mind the writing, I actually quite like it, but the drawings can be rather tedious, even with the pad thingy.  But here I am, and here you are!  Thanks for reading behind my back.

I will now leave you with a drawing, albeit a crappy one, because I don’t know where my pad is and I am laying in my bed half-naked because I just got out of the shower and actually the laptop is kind of warm and I’ll just leave that there.

I just finished the drawing and…this thing is bad.  I mean, like really bad.  It’s cracking me up though.  Seriously I’m posting this for my own enjoyment.  I literally drew it with a mouse on a bedspread.  Bedspreads are not mouse pads.  They do not resemble them.  Completely different material.

The sad thing is I felt the need to sign the picture.  Like it was some kind of accomplishment.  Notice how my head is tilted at an unnatural angle.  How am I doing that and typing?  It looks incredibly uncomfortable.  Also those are pillows stacked behind me.  Yes I have three.  It only makes sense to have three.  Any bed-worker knows a three pillow semi-pyramid scheme is the optimal set up for bed efficiency.

Also my hair is the same color as the headboard.

Also my hands aren’t touching the keyboard.

Also I need to go to sleep.

Goodnight world.



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New Post Ideas

UPDATE:  Thanks everyone for voting!  I made up my mind and found some motivation to start blogging again, so I will have a post coming out tomorrow.  Happy Holidays!

Okay, according to UPS shipping my graphics tablet is getting here tomorrow.  Yay!  This means I can finally finish my post!  Oh, such magnificent news.  The thing is, during this time I have actually written several posts that I just haven’t added illustrations too.

The Unknowledge Tree has not stopped dishing out knowledge my direction, instead it is I who have neglected to share.  So I will leave it up to you guys to determine which post I finish first.  Isn’t this exciting?  You get to decide your own entertainment!  Welcome to the future, it’s fucking great here.

Here are your choices:

How to Land Your Dream Job – A guide on taking the skills that you have acquired playing video games, reading zounds of pointless asinine shit (present shit excluded) on the internet, and I guess getting an education or something, and applying them to getting a job.

How to Get Into Shape – You are a fat ass, there’s no getting around that (or you), so this guide will help with that, probably, maybe, who knows.

Cats vs. Dogs – The ultimate pet show down.  Who’s cuter?  Whose poop is easier to clean up?  These are questions that have plagued society for longer than anyone would care to admit or care about.  The Unknowledge Tree has the answer.

Periodic Insomnia – Occasionally I have trouble falling asleep, something I like to call “Periodic Insomnia”.  This would be a variation from the norm, and has nothing to do with the U. Tree, but who knows, maybe we change it up, maybe I blog naked, maybe I blog with my eyes closed, or maybe not.

Let me know what you want in the comments!  Preferably sooner rather than later!  And if not enough  people respond I’m going to make a post about cock fighting and it’s going to take me 2343 years.  Nobody wants that.

UPDATE:  If nothing above interests you (scoff), feel free to suggest something else that you would like to know and I will consult the tree.

UPDATE UPDATE: Graphics tablet got delayed until tomorrow.  Right now Dream Job is leading 3-2 over Periodic Insomnia…one more day of voting!


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